Friday, July 21, 2006

The Art of the Conjurer is Lost

The ancients, magicians, witch doctors, prophets, movie/television stars even philosophers never let us see their process. Effective because we did not know how we were healed, enlightened or entertained. The behind the scenes specials, probes and reveals have destroyed the magic. Poof!!! Its all gone.

We now know :

  • David Letterman, Martha Stewart, and Ellen Degeneris' mothers intimately
  • The interior contours of Katie Couric's colon
  • Rush Limbaugh takes viagra to his boys only weekends in the Dominic Republic
  • Tony Blair's lawyer wife (the first Lady of Britain) has a mob "tinged"financial advisor
  • In 1994 Prince Charles wanted to be a ' tampon who lived inside Camilla's trousers'
  • Ryan Seacreast and Oprah and her best friend,Gayle are not gay
  • The list of facts that you would rather not know is surely different than mine. Mystery is powerful, intriguing and sexy .

    1 comment:

    Anonymous said...

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